We got talking about authors we liked, and after a while heasked if I'd like to meet him for coffee sometime. I said sure, and told him I'm usually at thelibrary Tuesday afternoon. He met me there the next week, and we went out for coffee. Samethe following week, but this time he asked me out for dinner and dancing. I wasn't going toaccept, but decided what the hell, can't hurt.Jake is the first new man I've seen romantically in several years, and I found myself thinkingmore and more of that. As the week went by, I found myself thinking of strange cock, andwhat it would feel like, how I used to enjoy that. I'm not the type who pays a lot of attentionto checking out a guy's pants, since I've always figured "it ain't the meat, it's the motion" andunless the guy was microscopically hung, I could help him with the motion if necessary, andhave plenty of fun. So I had no clue what Jake had, and spent a lot of time wondering; isit thick? (love thick) ;how long is he, small, just right or. The next thing you know they'll be banning Euchre. I don't really want one, Johnny ... I just wanted to see which of you assholes are still smoking ... it'll kill you some day. You know I quit February 18th 1972...Oh ... I see I might have mention that fact before.So ... where was I ... oh yes ... we're sitting at the dining table and the cat yowls from the bedroom door ... he's a good cat ... goes outside ... no litter box in MY house ... So I hollered ... I'm coming ... and I opened the front door. Well ... the little bastard ... he's looking behind him and suddenly ... any of you honyacks ever tried for a pet slipper? Kick one in the ass so hard your foot just slides on in? Harold ... the look on your face!!! You either done it or know what I'm talking about ... I ain't saying I ever did and I ain't saying I never, but there's a contortion when a cat gets kicked in the ass.His butt slides nearly under his chin and he elevates a good one. Three four feet in the air with his tail.
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